Careful! Hue Optical Illusion

Best (proof-endorsed) color optical illusion I have seen to date! The examples below showcase embedded lines of seemingly different colors. The reason they look different is because our brain judges the color of an object by comparing it to surrounding colors. So without us even knowing it, in the first example, our brains compare the flowing red stripes to the yellow stripes, forcing us to think they are orange. The blue stripes make the red ones appear much darker -almost purple, even though they are exactly the same color! This is just one of the many examples why you cannot trust what you see with your own eyes. Next time someone swears they saw Jesus, UFO, or a ghost, show them this animation ;)

If this doesn't work for you try a still:
Hues
See more at the link + learn about hue!


Arabic Chinese Fusion Calligraphy - Peace

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ORIGINAL Arabic Chinese Calligraphy painting : The word Peace.  This is a fusion of Arabic and Chinese style using Chinese ink on rice paper.

The Chinese seal on the top right corner means: Tranquility, Calm and Peaceful.  The small stamp on the bottom left corner means: Peace (Salam) in Arabic.

I've seen very little modern Arabic and even less modern Arabic done as art and even less (never) modern Arabic done in traditional Chinese style!  I love it!

Report from the Orchid Olympics

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JG Bryce took these incredible photographs at the 20th World Orchid Conference, aka "The Orchid Olympics" that took place in Singapore last November. Bryce's photos illustrate a feature at Smithsonian about the competition. The Smithsonian:

OrchiddddddJustin Tkatchenko, from the Orchid Society of Papua New Guinea, was adding finishing touches to a display that included gigantic carved masks and a bird made of orchids. “We are aiming to be the best in the world. This will be the most photographed display in the whole show,” he said.

Orchids may be the most diverse flower family in the world, with more than 25,000 species. (Their only competition comes from daisies.) The orchid family maintains such diversity in the wild in part because individual orchid species summon only specific pollinators; the flowers thus avoid mingling their genes with those of other nearby orchids that are visited by their own pollinators. But most of the 50,000 orchids from 5,000 varieties on display at the conference do not occur in the wild; they are hybrids, created by people who have cross-fertilized orchid species, often from far-flung lands.

"The Orchid Olympics" (Smithsonian)

More about Bryce's approach to the assignment in "Objects of Desire" (Smithosnian)

Follow those links!  Unbelievable pix and cool stuff about the photographer.


Yo, Is This Racist?

Anonymous asked: I am against affirmative action. Does that make me racist? Personally I think that affirmative action itself is racist, as it deliberately selectively benefits the members of a particular race over another. I don't buy that it's to make up for historical discriminations by all of society, because most of the people who experienced that stuff firsthand are dead or really old and not affected by this.

Yo, obviously I get some variation of this idiotic question every single day, but you’ve somehow done a surprisingly succinct job of encapsulating the mindset of racist assholes who think like you, so, bing bong, you win an answer.

HEY DUMBFUCK, WHILE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IS NOT PERFECT BY ANY MEANS, IT DOESN’T ADDRESS “HISTORICAL DISCRIMINATION,” YOU FUCKING IDIOT, IT ADDRESSES INEQUITIES THAT EXIST RIGHT NOW.

Seriously, though, you are dumb as hell.

 

June-Louis, "Le Grain De Sable "

This is by photographers June-Louis entitled “Le Grain De Sable” or ‘The Grain of Sand’.

“This series is all about the sand of the Taklamakan desert in China and its sensual dance with the wind. It is land art, performance, and the work of a mad scientist, all rolled into one – only to be revealed by the flash of a strobe and captured by the camera.

I love the uniformity and uncertainty in the images. As you scroll down, you sometimes can make out a human form clearly, yet in other images you dont, but expect to. I found the expectation to see a figure results in the attempt to place it there in your mind – a human form created through anticipation. It’s a wonderful experience created by wonderful imagery. Hope you like it too.

via Bransch

Update on June-Louis:  Some older, but no less fantastical imagery from June-Louis, continuing their extrapolation of figure and the unseen forces of air - I See Red.  June-Louis as it turns out is a long-time collaboration between Jean-louis Wolff and June Lee.

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Shooting Scary Spider’s Sex Life

Giant orb weaver, Nephila maculata, New Guinea.

Entomologist and photographer Piotr Naskrecki calmly unreels the most startling tales of the natural world in his mind-boggling new book, “Relics.”  We learn that sexual size dimorphism, where one of the sexes is much bigger than the other, is common, and that one of the most extreme examples of sexual size dimorphism can be seen here, in the giant orb weaver, Nephila maculata. This spider is common on New Guinea and neighboring islands. Dr. Naskrecki writes: “These huge spiders build webs made of silk of such strength that smaller birds can get entangled in them, and in some parts of their range fishermen use these webs to make light and durable fishing nets and traps.” Once the tiny male spider is ready to mate, he finds the web of an adult female, and waits for the right moment. He must be very careful to avoid being eaten by the object of his affections, as she is a voracious predator. If he is successful, he will spin a web on the female’s body to keep from being brushed off and then will move to the base of her abdomen to deliver the sperm.

High humidity and rainfall allows normally aquatic creatures to live on the mossy bottoms of New Guinea’s forest, including this small, pink amphipod crustacean.

Helmeted katydid, Saima sp., New Guinea.

An as yet unnamed spider, an example of a lichen mimic, West Africa.

By Rebecca Horne

Many more at the link.  Also:  lichen mimic!!


Not Andy Goldsworthy

Germany based artist Walter Mason has an affinity for pulling things apart and then putting them back in to place – but in a subtly changed way.  Chunks of ice can become upended, forming a chilly henge, elm leaves are stitched together then allowed to float away on the stream.  Beech leaves, torn asunder, find a new home on a lily leaf.  Yet the result is something quite extraordinary – intriguing but temporary, organic art which is recorded for posterity only on camera.  Following very much in the land art tradition, you can see more examples of Mason’s ingenious art at his Flickr photostream and on his tumblr page.
You know who Andy Goldsworthy is, right?  Well this ain't him and that's fine - this guy is great and....he has a sense of humor.  I love Goldsworthy and his work is breathtaking and serious, but it's not humorous - and that's fine too.  I know I posted a ton of pix here but I couldn't choose they are all so fine!

 

Lion Hair Tamer

 Jo’burg Lion Park’s Jamu the Lion gets his hair did and his nails done, courtesy of animal wrangler (and big-cat beautician) Alex Larenty.

Comments:

Lion After Shave: New fragrance from Oldspice!

Look at the gazelle, now look back at me...

Smell it's urine, now smell your 'Shave'.
His is the urine you wish yours could smell like.
Look at the gazelle, now back to you, you just had your nails done.

101

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Oh this is so awesome!  Pix of 101 men in one line and 101 women in the other from ages 1 - 100. Click on the link to go there.  As Mrs Kennedy sez (and thanx for the link):

It’s my birthday today, and if you’re feeling at all depressed about slowly becoming old and decrepit, you need to go here. It’s a long right-scrolling line of photos of white girls/ladies from the ages of 0 to 100. (The link for white boys/men is here.) If you start at 0 and watch as they all slowly fall apart, it can trigger some feelings of doom, BUT if you start at 100 and scroll left and watch everyone get younger, suddenly 70-year-olds look fucking fantastic. So being on the slippery slope to 50 feels A-OK today, folks.

May all sentient beings........

1) May all sentient beings have happiness 
but not forget the strangling grip of fear. 
Like a diamond sword wielded by 
drunken toddlers teetering 
between faith and folly,
laughing at their
loose hold.

2) May all sentient beings be free of suffering 
but not relinquish the memory of pain,
while inflicting it upon others with 
smiles and subtle garlic breath
punctuated by grunts, 
curses and sweat.

3) May all sentient beings never be separated from bliss 
but recall the bliss is not separate from despair,
rather than roll in it like a 
childhood blanket 
desperate for lost
smells of 
innocence. 

4) May all sentient beings be in equanimity,
free of the desire to press their beliefs 
into my hand like a half-eaten
bagel left on the subway
to rot and then smile,
and say 
"Bless."

 

Aurora Over Iowa

 

Via the truly cosmic Astromomy Picture of the Day.
 

Explanation: Last Thursday evening, stars were not the only lights in Iowa skies. Spectacular northern lights also shone from the heavens, extending across the midwestern USA and other locations not often graced with auroral displays. The wide-ranging auroral activity was triggered as a large solar flare - an energetic cloud of particles blasted outward from the Sun a few days earlier – collided with planet Earth’s magnetosphere. Alerted to conditions ripe for aurora, photographer Stan Richard recorded this apparition over Saylorville Lake, near Des MoinesIowaUSA. While the colorful rays seem to end just above the water, they are actually at altitudes of 100 kilometers or more.

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Guinea Pig Loneliness

I came across a clipping from the NYT. It’s a little story about how Switzerland, in an effort to strengthen its animal-welfare laws, has a new regulation regarding the ownership of guinea pigs. Apparently, the little rodents are quite prone to loneliness, so it’s now illegal to own a single guinea pig. As with any new law, there are unforeseen problems that crop up. For instance, what happens when one dies? Do you buy a new one? That could go on ad infinitum. Or do you seek help from Pridska Kung, of Hadlikon, who rents the little guys (castrated males) for as long as you need them? A vexing

AWWWWWW

 

President Obama urges voters to give him one goddamn reason...........

......why he should run for president in 2012.

Citing three years of exhausting partisan politics, constant gridlock in Congress, and an overall feeling that the entire nation has "completely lost it," President Barack Obama openly asked a campaign-rally crowd Tuesday why he'd want to serve another term as president of "this godforsaken country."

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"I'm dead serious," the president continued, saying that any reasonable person would have walked away the moment the Senate minority leader announced his main priority—above creating jobs and improving American health care—was to make Obama a one-term president. "I'm asking if anybody out there can come up with even one reason why I'd want to endure this unmitigated shit show for another minute, let alone through 2016. What's in it for me, ex­actly? Can anyone answer that? Anyone at all?"

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Arguing he'd have to be certifiably insane or some kind of sadistic freak to extend his presidency, Obama asked why anyone with half a brain would willingly open himself up to constant vilification by media strategists, or place himself in a situation that involves so much work for such little reward. He also asked the audience how "messed up and sick" he'd have to be to devote nearly a decade of his life to an unending cycle of political gamesmanship that stifles progress at every turn.

At one point during the 40-minute address, Obama wondered aloud if anyone could blame him for wanting to avoid another four years of idiotic questions about his birth certificate, racist immigration laws, Eric Cantor, citizens who know in their hearts the country must switch to renewable energy but simply refuse to do so, the South, antigay bigotry, and "just all of it, really."

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"I have a pen and some paper right here," Obama said Wednesday morning at a town hall meeting in Ohio. "Let's list the pros and cons of being president. Con: There are people out there who literally want to shoot you dead. Con: We live in a country seriously considering a Newt Gingrich White House. Con: You can help 40 million Americans receive health care, sign legislation that regulates a financial system run amok, give the order to kill Osama bin Laden, help topple Muammar Qaddafi's tyrannical regime without losing the life of one American soldier, end the war in Iraq, repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell, stave off a second Great Depression, take out more than 30 top al- Qaeda leaders, and somehow everyone still calls you the next Jimmy Carter."

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While many Beltway observers questioned Obama's new strategy, saying the president could hurt his chances of serving a second term by saying he doesn't want to serve a second term, others argued Obama seems to have finally rediscovered his voice.

"Whenever I watch him on the stump asking a crowd, 'Why am I fucking here right now?' or saying things like, 'I think I'd rather die than do this job again,' he's so fiery and passionate I'm reminded of the 2007 Obama," Democratic strategist Karen Finney said. "The one who thought he could make a difference before a broken, nonsensical political system and an insane populace robbed him of his humanity, ripped out his heart, and left him for dead.

 

Colbert ad: if corporations are people............

The latest Colbert PAC attack ad points out that Mitt Romney says "corporations are people," but he also made his fortune as a raider buying up, gutting and killing corporations. Conclusion: Mitt "the Ripper" Romney is a serial killer.

Attack In B Minor For Strings

........then Mitt's corporate raiding makes him a serial killer.

John Lithgow!

There are more on the Comedy Central site - which I can't embed for some reason:

Colbert Super PAC Ad - Undaunted Non-Coordination

 

Snippets From Harper's Weekly Review

The 2008 Republican nominee, John McCain, endorsed Romney. “I am confident, with the leadership and the backing of the American people, President Obama will turn this country around,” said McCain. “President Romney," he then corrected himself. “President Romney. President Romney.”

The U.S. Army was preparing for the withdrawal from Afghanistan of tens of thousands of vehicles worth $30 billion, including a fleet of custom-made Mine Resistant Ambush Protected vehicles, each weighing more than ten tons, taller than a single-story dwelling, and prone to rolling over. “We aren’t very good at predicting future wars,” said a senior military official in Kabul, “[but] I’m sure we will use them for something.”

A Colorado woman was charged with criminal mischief after punching and sliding down a $30 million painting by Abstract Expressionist Clyfford Still, then urinating on herself. “It doesn’t appear she urinated on the painting or that the urine damaged it,” said a spokeswoman with the Denver district attorney’s office, “so she’s not being charged with that.”

Theoretical physicist and cosmologist Stephen Hawking celebrated his seventieth birthday, confessing that he spent most of the day thinking about women. “They are,” he said, “a complete mystery.”

Harper's Weekly Review